Novelty Knife
Posted in Pocet Knives on 03/10/2010 01:58 pm by SaberNovelty Knife
I think my girlfriend wants me to get circumcised....?
At least, this is what I gather.
See, I had come home drunk when she had the minister and his wife over for dinner, and in my drunken state, I think I mistook the minister's wife for my girlfriend, and gave her a big, wet kiss, plus copped a feel; maybe it wasn't the minister's wife, it might have been the minister(I have a hard time remembering). Oh, and I was only wearing my holiday-novelty Valentine's Day boxer shorts, the ones that play "You dropped a bomb on me" and have hearts that light up.
Anyway, I went to the sofa and passed out, only to awaken about an hour later to find my girlfriend standing over me with a butcher knife in one hand, and her other hand holding me down there, you know...
She didn't do anything, but I can only imagine she was hinting that maybe she wanted me to get circumcised(?). I have to say, it seemed like an odd time for her to bring the subject up, and in a very odd fashion, too.
What do you think, and what should I do?
Try hiding tiny expensive gifts under your foreskin, that
might help re-endear her to the offending flesh.
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